Bacon Duct Tape

Baconize Your Life
Baconize Your World

About Bacon Duct Tape:


Peanut butter and jelly. Salt and pepper. Ice cold beverages on a nice summer day.

What else could possibly go together as well as bacon and decorative duct tape?!?
Bay Consolidated Industries (Bay Con) is proud to present the world's only realistic bacon-patterned decorative duct tape. The mouth-watering design is continuous off the roll, meaning you can Baconize Your World seamlessly, 30 feet at at time!
Why Bacon Duct Tape you ask? Bacon is amazing - that's a Federal law. It's also king of all meats and the duct tape of food. Duct tape is awesome on its own. If you can't fix it, duct tape it! 

Here, we'll break it down for you:


bacon

[bey-kuh n]
noun
1. the back and sides of the hog, salted and dried or smoked, usually sliced thin and fried for food.
2. also called white bacon. South Midland and Southern U.S. pork cured in brine; salt pork.



 duct tape

[duhk, duhkt]
noun
1. a strongly adhesive silver-gray cloth tape, used in plumbing, household repairs, etc.

bacon duct tape

[bey-kuh n] [duhk, duhkt] [teyp]

noun
1. a unique decorative tape that has a photo realistic continuous pattern of real bacon marbling.

2. When you put bacon and duct tape together, their powers combine to form the King of All Tapes; a magical substance that appeals to both bacon lovers and people who bind things together!

Either you love Bacon Duct Tape or you're wrong!